Four-panel webcomic page featuring a group waiting in a long checkout line inside a convenience store:

Panel 1: A man with long dark hair turns back to look at the impatient line behind him inside a store labeled "Cold Drinks." A man holding a hamburger exclaims, "Um, this line is gonna take FOREVER!"

Panel 2: Close-up of a raccoon wearing a hat, glasses, a white mustache disguise, and a colorful patterned coat. It angrily asks, "WHY DON'T THEY HAVE A CHECK YOURSELF OUT LANE?"

Panel 3: The disguised raccoon points holding a barcode scanner, continuing, "Shesh, I'd ring myself up SOOO FAST."

Panel 4: A silhouetted view of a long queue of customers waiting at a checkout counter, with a speech bubble reading, "WAY FASTER THAN THIS GUY."       Five-panel webcomic page continuing the convenience store scene:

Panel 1: The disguised raccoon holds a large frozen drink with straws and says, "UM, AS A MATTER OF Fact."

Panel 2: An imaginary scene showing a friendly raccoon wearing an employee nametag receiving a framed "HIRED" sign and a handshake from a store manager with a long brown beard. A yellow text box reads, "THIS PLACE SHOULD HIRE MR. LARRY."

Panel 3: The raccoon, wearing a store cap and pink gloves, cheerfully sprays a cleaning bottle and uses a duster along retail shelves. Yellow text boxes read, "I'D HAVE IT CLEANED UP SPOTLESS IN HERE... IN RECORD TIME..."

Panel 4: A framed portrait hanging on a wall shows the raccoon in uniform smiling, with a yellow caption box reading, "I'D BE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH."

Panel 5: Back in reality, the raccoon stands near the back of the line holding its slushee cup while Barry Raccoon asks, "WHY ARE WE IN LINE DUDES?"
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